Heat Wave

Today we began a heat wave. I know it's still February but topping eighty degrees is entering heat wave territory, in my opinion. As the temperature increased, so did my grumpiness. This is when I had a stroke of genius. Most of the political "hot-spots" are very hot, year-round. I think the cause of much of the unrest in those places is the heat. Therefore, this is my contribution to foreign policy: we need to send them more air conditioners. Can we send a lot to the Middle East? Perhaps we can do something about all that sand there, too. It's hard to be polite when you are so hot and have sand on you, you know? Hillary, heed my advice: air conditioners. You'll get the Nobel Peace Prize for sure.