I hope ya'll had a cozy and pleasant Thanksgiving. We did and I also learned a few things.
- If a delicate wine glass falls, don't try to catch it. You will only succeed in cutting three fingers when the glass breaks anyway.
- Always keep a first aid kit in your car.
My host had not one band-aid, but I was thankful that we keep two first aid kits in our car. I think bleeding over the feast would be deemed socially unacceptable.
Our kits came free from my husband's work, but I periodically restock them. A pencil box or small bag can be used for your own kit. IVillage has a long list of car first aid supplies; however, you can get by with a tube of Neosporin antibiotic ointment and a variety of band-aids. I do. Be sure to check expiration dates frequently, though, or you will be shocked in the midst of an emergency to find extremely out-of-date items.
Oh, another thing I learned on Thanksgiving is that the War Against Politeness is getting tough. My children are constantly chastised by family, friends, and strangers for saying "Yes, Sir" or "No, Sir". In fact, the only adults who have recently approved of my children's verbal manners are ex-military men. The world is upside-down indeed when adults chide children for being too polite. Thankfully, this additude was counter-balanced by a few older gentlemen who told me how well-behaved my children were. Unfortunately, I do not think they understood my wry humor when I replied straight-faced, "So, we don't have to flog them tonight?"
Maybe I also need a band-aid for my mouth?
































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