Don't wear an American flag t-shirt to high school in Dos Palos, California; it could be a dress code violation. You might have to wear a "bright yellow T-shirt that read 'DCV: Dress Code Violator'" for the rest of the day. Poor S would not do well in such a situation. Most of his shirts are camouflage or have American flags. Plus, he'd never put on a tacky replacement shirt. He'd have a lawyer on speed dial on a cami-skinned cell phone. Chalk this up as another reason I homeschool; I don't want insane and/or asinine people in authority over my children.